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I Washed The Car The Other Day And....

3.1K views 26 replies 22 participants last post by  Simon  
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....with all the muck, salt, grit, spray from wet roads and all the bad weather up on the car my black car was looking kind of grey. i didnt bother polishing it or anything just a quick wash with auto glym shampoo to get it back to actually looking like a black car. anyways as i tidied up afterwards and locked the car the hazards flashed and it was almost as if the car was acutaully saying thanks for getting rid of the dirt. anyone else ever have any other "experiences" like this?

and no i dont need a pychological treatment, i know the car wasnt talking to me!
 
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QUOTE (neil @ Jan 19 2010, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Are you bored today?
Ya, Im waiting for primer to dry, its killing me.
 
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QUOTE (The Crowe @ Jan 19 2010, 04:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>....with all the muck, salt, grit, spray from wet roads and all the bad weather up on the car my black car was looking kind of grey. i didnt bother polishing it or anything just a quick wash with auto glym shampoo to get it back to actually looking like a black car. anyways as i tidied up afterwards and locked the car the hazards flashed and it was almost as if the car was acutaully saying thanks for getting rid of the dirt. anyone else ever have any other "experiences" like this?

and no i dont need a pychological treatment, i know the car wasnt talking to me!

Are you on drugs?

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at dave..
 
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QUOTE (Declan @ Jan 19 2010, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>have you been sniffing the wheel cleaner ?????

if not you should to prevent this experience happening again
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QUOTE (BarryMKIV @ Jan 19 2010, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I need a nappy , i didnt think i could piss myself that quickly
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On a serious note tho...
Where the fcuk do half of these spanners come from?
Thread was started on a Tuesday so it's not weekend release
Walshe is gonna be very annoyed that he's been knocked off the throne
When he sees it this weekend coming
 
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QUOTE (ShaunieVW @ Jan 20 2010, 12:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I like to talk to my car she tells me intersting things like when my next service is due, she tells me if theres a problem, when I need some daesul, but the bitch wont tell me my mpg or how many miles till empty. . . .maybe Im riding her to hard, she doesent like the back way either, too rough for her apparently.

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#21 ·
Mine told me once that she didnt like being rode hard by getting sick all over the road.

I smacked her and told her to cop the fuck on. Hasnt done it since, takes it like a bitch now.