ROFL !

were you drunk or pregnant !

 

QUOTE(Passat130 @ Feb 11 2007, 08:39 AM) [snapback]50817[/snapback]
ROFL !

were you drunk or pregnant !


hopefully just drunk ,but deffo regretting it now ,the odour from the flatulence is not very pleasant.....

 

The worst thing is when u had few joints. Or maybe thats a got idea to empty your fridge. Theres nothing you cant mix. Fish and milk for example.

But after beer Im always in mood for some sausages or german wurst from bbq =)

 

came home sat night and all that was in the fridge was the 2 crust parts of a loaf, block of cheese, onions dolmio sauce, mix all together and add george foreman grill, vuala!! pizza sandwhich!!

 

My usual diet with a few pints is a southern fried chicken burger, chips, battered sausage and a garlic dip! Some farts after that i tell ya!

 

i know a girl who eats brown sauce on toast when shes drunk

 

come home drunk...without fail regardless of wot time it is or wot time im back up for work @....Toasted ham cheese and tomato...

or if i pass a pizza place on de stumble home ill savage a pizza with horrible repercussions the following morning!!!!

 

ANYTHING greecy.....
normally receipts from night before, and taste off my lips the next morning will remind me what I ate.

 

mouldy bread....................it was dark and i couldnt see the date!!!! needless to say it didnt last long in me stomach!!!!

 

I must just be odd, if im ever drunk all i have is a glass or water or cup
of tea, watching my mates down chips burgers etc. makes me heave.

Glass of water and off to bed for me and one leg out of the bed on the
floor to stop the room from moving about

 

QUOTE(eirejetta @ Feb 13 2007, 02:12 PM) [snapback]51175[/snapback]
mouldy bread....................it was dark and i couldnt see the date!!!! needless to say it didnt last long in me stomach!!!!

amen brother

 

QUOTE(crazy eyes @ Feb 12 2007, 08:57 PM) [snapback]51053[/snapback]
i know a girl who eats brown sauce on toast when shes drunk


That's lovely, even when sober! Nearly as nice as brown sauce in tea, bleedin delish!

 

QUOTE(Glenn @ Feb 13 2007, 05:09 PM) [snapback]51205[/snapback]
bleedin delish!

 

Well my electricity went on Sat night, with my M&S Sticky Chili Chicken only half-cooked in the oven, needless to say the electricity was back when I stumbled home, so finished off cooking them and had my dinner at about 1:30am !! mmmmm

 

QUOTE(thos @ Feb 13 2007, 05:22 PM) [snapback]51209[/snapback]
Well my electricity went on Sat night, with my M&S Sticky Chili Chicken only half-cooked in the oven, needless to say the electricity was back when I stumbled home, so finished off cooking them and had my dinner at about 1:30am !! mmmmm


Did your mother never tell you not to reheat chicken?

 

She probably told me not to drink too !!