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>Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
>
> Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of
> the undead.
>
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> Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
>
> Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.
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> Favorite saying?
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> Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.
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> Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.
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> Favourite Record?
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> Rodge: That fannypack song 'Cameltoe' is a real toe tapper.
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> Favourite Book?
>
> Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever
> running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me
> arse now!
>
> Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books
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> Favourite film?
>
> Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.
>
> Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1
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> Favourite musician?
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> Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones
>
> Podge: Michael Barrymore
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> Most embarrassing moment of your life?
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> Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If has not licking toilet
> seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.
>
> Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.
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> TV Programme?
>
> Podge: When Nuns go bad
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> Favourite TV personality?
>
> Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'Youv'e been framed'. I used to
> send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on
> 'Youv'e been shamed' on channel; 69.
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> Favourite item of clothing?
>
> Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.
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> Most desirable date?
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> Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The
> smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!
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> Favourite method of relaxation?
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> Rodge: A good auld yank.
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> Biggest thrill?
>
> Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed
> those saddles for hours.
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> Biggest disappointment?
>
> Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like
> throwing a sausage up O'Connell St</st1:address></st1:Street>.
>
> Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.
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> Your concept of hell?
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> Rodge: Louis Walsh
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> Greatest ambition?
>
> Podge : To see Rodge dead.
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> Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?
>
> Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in
> anything that moved.
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> If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?
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> Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan
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> Favorite term of abuse?
>
> Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
>
> Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
>
> Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.
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> Humanity's most useful unvention?
>
> Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to
> reach turds under the rim.
>
> Rodge: Butt plugs
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> Humanity's most useless invention?
>
> Podge : Ryan tubridys head.
>
> Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce
> infection.
 

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QUOTE (G.K. @ Mar 9 2006, 04:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>> ================================================================
> Favourite method of relaxation?
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> Rodge: A good auld yank.
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QUOTE Favorite term of abuse?
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> Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
>
> Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
>
> Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.

PMSL there brilliant
 
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