A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how
handsome Paul's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate
than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Simon & I are
just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't supposeshe took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will
email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT
THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE
FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS
FINDS OUT)
course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how
handsome Paul's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate
than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Simon & I are
just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,
you don't supposeshe took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will
email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY
HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT
THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE
FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS
FINDS OUT)
