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Q: Why do Mitsubishi Lancers have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q: What's the difference between a Mitsubishi Lancer and the principal's office?
A:It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the rincipal'soffice.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Mitsubishi Lancer user's manual?
A: The train and bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: How do you make a Rolls Royce leak oil?
A: Stick a Mitsubishi Lancers badge onto it.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: How do you double the value of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: Half fill it with petrol.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with brakes?
A: Customized
Q: What do you have to do if your Mitsubishi Lancer gets in the way of a Swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: What is the Mitsubishi Lancer owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Mitsubishi Lancer go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
(That was sent to me with 'vw golf' instead of lancer)
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q: What's the difference between a Mitsubishi Lancer and the principal's office?
A:It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the rincipal'soffice.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Mitsubishi Lancer user's manual?
A: The train and bus schedule.
Q: What is the sport-version of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: How do you make a Rolls Royce leak oil?
A: Stick a Mitsubishi Lancers badge onto it.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: How do you double the value of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: Half fill it with petrol.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with brakes?
A: Customized
Q: What do you have to do if your Mitsubishi Lancer gets in the way of a Swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.
Q: What is the Mitsubishi Lancer owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Mitsubishi Lancer go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
(That was sent to me with 'vw golf' instead of lancer)
