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Q: Why do Mitsubishi Lancers have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

Q: What's the difference between a Mitsubishi Lancer and the principal's office?
A:It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the rincipal'soffice.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Mitsubishi Lancer user's manual?
A: The train and bus schedule.

Q: What is the sport-version of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

Q: How do you make a Rolls Royce leak oil?
A: Stick a Mitsubishi Lancers badge onto it.

Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.

Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.

Q: How do you double the value of a Mitsubishi Lancer ?
A: Half fill it with petrol.

Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with brakes?
A: Customized

Q: What do you have to do if your Mitsubishi Lancer gets in the way of a Swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge in the car.

Q: What is the Mitsubishi Lancer owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Mitsubishi Lancer with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.

Q: How do you make a Mitsubishi Lancer go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

(That was sent to me with 'vw golf' instead of lancer)
 

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I remember hearing that when I was in school (about 12 years ago) and the butt of the joke was a Lada.

What do you call a Lada with a sunroof??

A skip.
 

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Where have all the Lada's gone. A local fella had one years ago with a 2.0 litre 131 engine and box, bloody quick. He usta hammer all the Golf and Escort lads in the lada.

John
 

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yea i remember that lada, lotus mad a savage car out of it and he was showen how to drive it by the lotus test driver, and then at the end he said that he still wont be driving it fast

i wonder where the car is now?? im sure that its worth a fortune
 
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