[neilc]

I had a bunch of Sterling I needed to exchange. So, I went to the
currency
exchange window at the local bank. The person in front of me was an
Asian
guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars, and he was a little
agitated...

He asked the teller: "Why it change? Yestoday, I get two hunat dolla fo
yen.
Today, I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian guy said, "Fluc you white guys, too!"

 

[benkenobi]

*groans*

 

[johnny99]

ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa!

John