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> The following questions and answers were collected from last year's
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> Junior exam results. These are genuine responses!
> (from 16year olds)
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> Geography
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe
> to drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
> pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
>
> Sociology
> Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
> endowed.
>
> Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
> A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
> election.
>
> Q: What are steroids?
> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
>
> Biology
> Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> intercontinental.
>
> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
> adultery.
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: What is artificial insemination?
> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
>
> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.
> abdomen)
> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
> borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the
> borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains
> the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
>
> Q: What is the Fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> A: Nearby.
>
> Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
> A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
>
> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
> A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
>
>
> Q: What is a seizure?
> A: A Roman emperor.
>
> Q: What is a terminal illness?
> A: When you are sick at the airport
>
> Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic
> feature?
> A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like
> umbrellas.
>
> English
> Q: Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand
> its meaning.
> A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
>
> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
>
> Technology
> Q: What is a turbine?
> A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head
 

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QUOTE Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
That is a class answer
 

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QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 16 2006, 10:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>That is a class answer


It's funny cause it's true!
 
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