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A Cuban, a Scot, a Romanian, and an Irishman are sharing a carraige on a
train. The Cuban lights up this enormous cuban cigar. About 12 inches
long, worth about 800 pound. Takes one short drag from it and flings the
cigar out the window. The other three look at him in amazement and ask
why he just threw out a full cuban cigar. He replies, "I'm from Cuba, I
have thousands of those things back home".

A few minutes later the Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells, Whiskey,
a 50 years old bottle, worth a fortune. He takes a short measure glass,
half fills it, knocks it back and flings the remainder of the bottle out
the window. The other three in shock, ask him why he just threw away a
near full bottle of fine malt scottish whiskey, he replies,

"I'm Scottish, I have thousands of those things at home".

A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Romanian out the window.
 
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