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>Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The
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>doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the
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>bush. You have AIDS."
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>Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
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>Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots
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>drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 40
>walnuts,
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>40 peanuts, all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, washed down
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>with a litre of prune juice."
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>Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
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>Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of
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>what your arse is for ....
 

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Apparently Elton has filed for divorce!

He's discovered his boyfriend was having sex behind his back!
 
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