Elton John and Rod Stewart are taking a walk in the park when they spot a young lady with her head stuck in the railings.
On closer inspection it becomes apparent that the young lady had been bending down when her head had become trapped.
Not only this but the wind had caught her skirt and sent it billowing up to reveal no knickers.
Believe it or not but the young lady is, in fact, Britney Spears.
"Jesus ! look at that", exclaims Rod, "I've got to have some of that. Rod then drops his rock star trousers and proceeds to give Ms Spears a good seeing to from behind.
When finished he turns to Elton John and says "Do you fancy having a go?".
"Nah", says Elton "I'd never get my head between the gap in the railings."