[Brian]

AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.

BMW - Big Money Works. Brutal Money Waster. Black Man's Willy.

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again.

SAAB - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. Sorry Arsed Auto Builders.

VW - Virtually Worthless.

Surley we can come up with better translations than that.

I can only think of one at the monent: VW - Vagina Wetter

 

[johnny99]

FORD Fix Or Repair Daily

FIAT Fail In All Test's

John

 

[rmn]

FIAT again, Fic It Another Time

 

[benkenobi]

FIAT = Fix It Again Tomorrow

 

[Brian]

BMW - BOUGHT with MOTHERS WEALTH

 

[GSBellew]

BMW = Bent My Willy

FIAT = Fucking Itallian Arsebandit Technicians

 

[cian]

BMW = Bought My Wife

HONDA = Happy Owners Never Drive Another

FORD = Found On Russian Dump

FORD (backwards) = Driver Returns On Foot

FORD = First On Rust and Decay

GM = General Maintenence

 

[Winger]

BMW = Bring Mechanic With

FORD = First On Rubbish Dump

 

[kvw]

and my favourite...

LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

 

[PD150]

QUOTE (kvw @ Dec 22 2005, 08:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>LOTUS = Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

CLASSIC PMSL

 

[kvw]