I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied - "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time .
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the loo next to me answering everything I say."